hey there delilah, i have shit inside the bathtub
i got a fake penis and put it in a fake butt at the sex store and everyone clapped.
william shakespeare? more like william dickballz
i exercise my right to hit myself in the dick with a hammer
Anonymous asked: Are you the same Tyson that Tamara said has a thick penis?
“fuck cops” angrily typed the 10 year old kid in an ODDFUTURE shirt minutes before asking his mom to drive him to the mall.
fight fire with a gun