February 2011
January 2011
Smart for a porn-star.. kinda like saying smart for a door. Sure some doors are smarter than others, but… still just a door
Tic Tac (officially styled as “tic tac”) is a brand of small, hard mints manufactured by the Italian confectioner Ferrero. The individual pieces are commonly called Tic Tacs themselves.
They were first produced in 1969. They are usually sold in small transparent plastic boxes with a flip-action living hinge lid. Originally, Tic Tacs were dyed specific colors for different flavors....
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– Neil McCauley
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Cleverbot: No, I love hocky. User: What is hocky? Cleverbot: Hockey is a full contact sport played with sticks and a puck on a frozen rink. It is very popular in Canada. User: But you said hocky not hockey.. Cleverbot: I never said that.
“We Came Here To Fuck
Everybody Up”
– Dr. Acula
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Nerds are vulnerable to redheads. It’s like the kind of Kryptonite that makes Superman fuck everyone, only it isn’t a rock, it’s a fine ass redhead.
Precious Wins Comedy Of The Year
thorsass asked: Who the fuck are you even
I hope 90% of people i know die, Unless i respect you, You can read this or You’re not an idiot
FUCK JUSTIN BIEBER
FUCK KE$HA FUCK ANY MUSIC AFTER THE 80’s
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Puny child, In Russia we throw children like you in garbage. Weak, you could not even lift cow. I lift two cow a day when I your age. What you lift? Tractor tires? Bah.
Such is life In Soviet Russia.
If Nature Was a Bus, You Would be Caught in the Headlights
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Animal Crossing Theme (...
ohthisburningbeard asked: Just make sure not to run with the knife. Baseball bats(wooden) are better or a Hatchet, or a Carpenter's Hammer. Don't hurt yourself.
ohthisburningbeard asked: Just make sure not to run with the knife. Baseball bats(wooden) are better or a Hatchet, or a Carpenter's Hammer. Don't hurt yourself.
ohthisburningbeard asked: The post makes me laugh.
I imagine him running up to the car saying," DUDE! dude! you forgot your baby back at the resturant!"
I imagine him running up to the car saying," DUDE! dude! you forgot your baby back at the resturant!"
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When waiting for something to pop out of the toaster, I’ll wave my hand over it and chant “RISE”
“Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in and the vegas are...”
– Mr Vanilla Ice
Anonymous asked: umm i dont? anyway good luck getting a gf little fella
Anonymous asked: what state are you in, child
Anonymous asked: ohh lol have you even had sex, kid?