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richwhitelesbian: i thought my house was haunted but it was just the air conditioner but better question is my air conditioner haunted? 
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yrelectricsurgeissweet: An 82 year old Asher Roth sitting in his wheelchair and mumbling the lyrics to I Love College with a contented smile on his face as he looks out the window at autumn leaves falling.
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vintage clothes and by vintage i mean MOTH EATEN
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i need a sewing machine -_-
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richwhitelesbian: hackers in the past would just disguise themselves as people and run around shouting “I’m gay! i’m horrifically gay!” at crowds of people
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somewhere in my room lurks my missing Masters of the Universe DVD
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in a parallel universe biting the heads off of bats is normal Ozzy Osbourne takes a bite of a ham sandwich on stage and shocks thousands 
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these are the ruins of old there lies the remnants of a once built society this is Myspace 
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somewhere in Rural Maine a girl wearing a Panic at the disco! shirt is getting fingered by her checkered vans wearing boyfriend and is going to update her LiveJournal later about it
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knighthunter asked: mike g
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we have to remember the Alamo because if we bury Jack Black there within a week of his death then we all get a free ethereal t-shirt 
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What I need is a Segway. If anyone has one of those bad boys with a magical blessing from a super hot elemental forest lady and treads graded for mountain climbing, please let me know.
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having a yard sale, also for sale inches, centimeters and other units of measurement
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remember Asher Roth? That’s it. that’s the joke.
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am i proud you didn’t finish high school? no am i proud you can smoke 3 cigarettes at once? yes 
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*METALLICA SONG PLAYS OVER THE WAL-MART LOUD SPEAKERS, INCITES A GENERATION OF DESTRUCTION  10% OFF ALL HOUSEWARES*
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 But no matter what subject, what context, what sentence, there is one girl who manages to compare every single thing said in that class and compare it to Africa.
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richwhitelesbian: in my fortress high atop my house on the second floor
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richwhitelesbian: show me a man who aint afraid of dyin, i’ll show you the new champion of laser tag
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things johnny hobo does hangs out in the parking lot   nothing else, ever
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